GOING TO ZERO FUND

$ZERO - The Most Honest Token in Crypto

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WARNING: IMMINENT FINANCIAL DISASTER
CRITICAL: MOON MISSION FAILED
⚠️ WARNING: THIS TOKEN IS DESIGNED TO LOSE MONEY ⚠️

πŸŽͺ Welcome to the Circus

Finally, a token that tells the truth! While other projects promise the moon, we promise the basement. We're not just going to zero - we're racing there!

πŸ”₯ 100% Honest Marketing

No fake promises, no "diamond hands" nonsense. We openly admit this will probably fail spectacularly.

πŸ“‰ Guaranteed Losses

Other tokens might lose your money by accident. We do it on purpose - it's our brand!

🀑 Community of Degenerates

Join fellow financial masochists in celebrating every red candle and cheering each dip!

πŸ’° Tokenomics (Or How We'll Ruin Your Portfolio)

Total Supply

1,000,000,000 ZERO
(All going to zero)

Liquidity

What liquidity?
It's evaporating!

Market Cap

Approaching Zero
(As intended)

Use Case

Losing Money
Professionally

🎯 Our Roadmap to Ruin

Phase 1: Launch & Immediate Regret

Deploy token, watch early buyers panic sell, celebrate our first -90%

Phase 2: Community Building

Gather fellow financial self-saboteurs, create memes about our losses

Phase 3: The Great Zero

Achieve our ultimate goal - complete financial annihilation

Phase 4: Victory Lap

Celebrate being the most successful failure in crypto history

πŸ“‰ NUMBER GO DOWN πŸ“‰
πŸŽͺ THIS IS FINE πŸŽͺ
πŸ’Έ MONEY PRINTER GO BRRR (BACKWARDS) πŸ’Έ

🚨 How to Lose Money With Us

Built on Solana - because even our blockchain choice is questionable

🚨 DISCLAIMER: This is obviously parody. Don't actually lose your money. But if you do, at least you'll fit right in with our community! 🚨